23 November 2010

The solution to all the world’s problems (A plea to the ladies)


Who cares about education
When you got masturbation?
Who cares about having a job
When you can get a blowjob?
Who cares about food
When you can eat out?
Who cares about his ex
When you can have sex?
Who cares about being hungry
When you can be horny?
Who cares about puberty
When you can get nudity?
Who cares about love
When you can make love?


I don’t care
I just wish I had someone to do it with

 --Poem by Robin W. 


***Robin W. is our Dutch correspondent currently residing in London. Robin enjoys balloons, raw herring, and scooters. This is his first poem in English. 

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